Mark Twain

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."

"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."

"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."

"Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said."

"Whoever is happy will make others happy, too."

"A thing long expected takes the form of the unexpected when at last it comes."

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do."

"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."

"To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with."

"The secret of getting ahead is getting started."

"When in doubt, tell the truth."

"The exercise of an extraordinary gift is the supremist pleasure in life."

"There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded."