I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
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"It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune."— Woody Allen
"It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune."— Woody Allen
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."— Woody Allen
"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me."— Woody Allen
"How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?"— Woody Allen
"I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland."— Woody Allen
